Here is the legal disclaimer mumbo jumbo…

The nature of this blog is to entertain you and maybe give you inspiration. This blog contains my opinions and doesn’t reflect the opinions of any organization. The information in here is true to the most I want to admit, albeit sometimes spontaneous and dramatic….there may be an omission, error, mistake or exaggeration to make my point (could the coupon I got all drama about have been for 20 cents instead of 5? Yes, it totally could have. Did I hurt my neck doing the full body eye roll to my husband, probably not…but I will never admit that to him).

 
Is laundry *really* going to be the death of me? My husband says no. He’s lame. But there is no way I am admitting that to my children after I’ve washed their soccer jersey from 8 years ago that doesn’t even fit my old Cabbage Patch doll. <=see… dramatic effect, It might be the only thing my hormonal pre-teen and I have in common. It’s a thing & it helps (and again – will never admit that to said pre-teen)

 
Wait…where was I…?

 
Oh yeah, totally entertainment & informational purposes only. The info shouldn’t be seen as any kind of medical, tax, legal or any other type of advice. Seriously, I’m not a professional anything. I’m not a doctor, medical professional, health professional, attorney, engineer, tax professional. Anything. I’m just a lady that enjoys writing – especially about my life, my family and fictional stories. Maybe on this blogging journey that focus will change. Dude, I’m a girl – my thoughts, focus, and opinions can change at the drop of a hat. I give to you the power to walk away if you don’t like my 2 page story about parking spots. But dude, it’s really good. 😉

 
Anyway

 
This is a personal blog. If you seek advice from a professional, I recommend you not try to find it here. (Seriously. Did I mention I’m not a professional?)

 
I will not sell any of your personal or contact information but am not responsible for the privacy practices of any advertisers or blog commenter’s. Nor am I responsible for the actions of said advertisers or sponsors.

 
There is not one second of this blog that is meant to insult, ridicule or make anyone angry or hurt anyone’s feelings. The nature of this blog is to entertain you and hopefully give you inspiration. Period.

 
I love comments, emails, texts & smoke signals. I do reserve the right to delete, or share at my discretion.

 
I think that covers everything…